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1Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?2I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.3How many boardsCould the Mongols hoardIf the Mongol hordes got bored?from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson4How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?5Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.by Raymond Weisling6Denise sees the fleece,Denise sees the fleas.At least Denise could sneezeand feed and freeze the fleas.7Coy knows pseudonoise codes.by Pierre Abbat8Sheena leads, Sheila needs.9The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.10Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.by Meaghan Desbiens11Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?12Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.13You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson14Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.15Clean clams crammed in clean cans.16Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.17I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.18Stupid superstition!19There was a fisherman named Fisherwho fished for some fish in a fissure.Till a fish with a grin,pulled the fisherman in.Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.20World Wide Web21To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,A short, sharp shock, a big black block!To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,And awaiting the sensationFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado22Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.from a commercial23If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?24Luke Luck likes lakes.Luke's duck likes lakes.Luke Luck licks lakes.Luck's duck licks lakes.Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks25Seventy seven benevolent elephantsharder than it seems26There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.27Santa's Short Suit Shrunkname of a children's book28I was born on a pirate shipHold your tounge while saying it.29I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!30Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.31In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.from the film "My Fair Lady"32One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.33Eleven benevolent elephants34Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...35Willy's real rear wheelDavid Bowser in Harrisburg, PA36If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?from Naomi Fletcher's real life37Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards38Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.39Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?40Pirates Private Property41What a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister...42When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...continued here43A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!by Kitty Morrow44Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.45Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.46Flash message!47Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.48Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.49How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.50How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.51How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.52How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.53Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?from a song by Carbon Leaf54Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".55Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.56She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?57Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss58Two tried and true tridents59rudder valve reversalsthe cause of some plane crashes60Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.61How many cans can a cannibal nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans?As many cans as a cannibal can nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans.62Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.63Four furious friends fought for the phone.64Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.65Bobby Bippy bought a bat.Bobby Bippy bought a ball.With his bat Bob banged the ballBanged it bump against the wallBut so boldly Bobby banged itThat he burst his rubber ball"Boo!" cried BobbyBad luck ballBad luck Bobby, bad luck ballNow to drown his many troublesBobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.from mid-Willamette Valley theater66Black background, brown background.67Why do you cry, Willy?Why do you cry?Why, Willy?Why, Willy?Why, Willy? Why?68Very well, very well, very well ...69Tie twine to three tree twigs.70Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.71Mares eat oats and does eat oats,and little lambs eat ivy.A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't ewe?72Three short sword sheaths.73Caution: Wide Right Turnsseen on semi-tractor trailers74Rolling red wagons75Green glass globes glow greenly.76Robert Wayne Rutterpersonal name77I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.78As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.79black back bat80The queen in green screamed.81How many berries could a bare berry carry,if a bare berry could carry berries?Well they can't carry berries(which could make you very wary)but a bare berry carried is more scary!82What did you have for breakfast?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for lunch?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for dinner?- rubber balls and liquor!What do you do when your sister comes home?- rubber balls and liquor!83Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop84Six slimy snails sailed silently.85I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.86Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.87Red Buick, blue Buick88Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.by Matt Duchnowski89He threw three balls.90The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.91Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.92We're real rear wheels.93Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.94I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.95Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.96On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.97Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.98Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.99How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?100He threw three free throws.101Fresh French fried fly fritters102Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...103I was born on a pirate ship.Say it while holding your tongue.1042 Y's U R.2 Y's U B.I C U R.2 Y's 4 me!105Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.106Eddie edited it.107Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!108Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!109The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.110I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.111Triple Dicklea strong drink112How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?113Supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio.by Diane Estep114Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.from a high school singing class115Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall116Argyle Gargoyle117Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, ...personal name118If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.119Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.120Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.by Pierre Abbat121Willie's really weary.122Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch123Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.by Sharon Johnson124Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.125John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had";"had had" had had his master's approval.126Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.127Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.from India128Double bubble gum, bubbles double.129If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?130Octopus ocular optics.andA cat snaps a rat's paxwax.by Pierre Abbat131This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.132Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....133I saw Esau kissing Kate.I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.134A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.135Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.136I eat eel while you peel eel137Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.138Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.139East Fife Four, Forfar Fivean actual football result from the Scottish third division140Roy WayneRoy RogersRoy Rashpersonal names14111 was a racehorse,22 was 12,1111 race,22112.Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.142It's not the cough that carries you off,it's the coffin they carry you off in!143She said she should sit.144Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Me me mo mi get me a mole,Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Fe me mo mi get me a mole,Mister kister feet so sweet,Mister kister where will I eat !?145Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?146I wish you were a fish in my dish147She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.an actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue148The big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!149Dust is a disk's worst enemy.150I see a sea down by the seashore.But which sea do you see down by the seashore?151Old Mr. Hunthad a cuddy puntNot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.152As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.153Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.154I'm not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker's son,but I'll pluck figstill the fig plucker comes.155A gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.156Aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum157Thin grippy thick slippery.158A tree toad loved a she-toad,Who lived up in a tree.He was a three-toed tree toad,But a two-toed toad was she.The three-toed tree toad tried to win,The two-toed she-toad's heart,For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,That the two-toed tree toad trod.But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.He couldn't please her whim.From her tree toad bower,With her two-toed power,The she-toad vetoed him.159The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.160If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.161If you understand, say "understand".If you don't understand, say "don't understand".But if you understand and say "don't understand".how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?162She sees cheese.163Brent Spence BridgeClay Wade Bailey Bridgeplaces in Ohio164Chukotko-Kamchatkanpertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka165There those thousand thinkers were thinkingwhere did those other three thieves go through.166Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.167One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they felt smart.Four smart fellows, they felt smart.Five smart fellows, they felt smart.Six smart fellows, they felt smart.168Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.169I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!170But a harder thing still to do.What a to do to die todayAt a quarter or two to two.A terrible difficult thing to sayBut a harder thing still to do.The dragon will come at the beat of the drumWith a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-toAt a quarter or two to two today,At a quarter or two to two.from a college drama class171Love's a feeling you feel when you feelyou're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.172Silly sheep weep and sleep.173Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...174A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.175I know a boy named Tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eightor what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.176The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.177Real weird rear wheelsby Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey178I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.179A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.180Knife and a fork bottle and a corkthat is the way you spell New York.Chicken in the car and the car can go,that is the way you spell Chicago.181Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.182Two to two to Toulouse?183Swatch watch184Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.185Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.186Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood187I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.188If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?189We won, we won, we won, we won, ...190Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.by Julia Dicum191How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?192How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?by Jillian Goetz193As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,the greedy ape said as he ate,the greener green grapes are,the keener keen apes areto gobble green grape cakes,they're great!from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?194How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.195Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.196Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.197A fly and flea flew into a flue,said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?''let us fly' said the fleasaid the fly 'shall we flee'so they flew through a flaw in the flue.198How much dew does a dewdrop dropIf dewdrops do drop dew?They do drop, they doAs do dewdrops dropIf dewdrops do drop dew.199If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.200Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.201But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,As great'st does least.Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in "The Tempest", by William Shakespeare202Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.203She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.204Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?205Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.206Mummies make money.207Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.208An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.209A black bloke's back brake-block broke.210This is a zither.211Fresh fried fish,Fish fresh fried,Fried fish fresh,Fish fried fresh.212There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.213Really leery, rarely Larry.214Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.215Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.216Her whole right hand really hurts.difficult in Brazil217Come, come,Stay calm, stay calm,No need for alarm,It only hums,It doesn't harm.218Tie a knot, tie a knot.Tie a tight, tight knot.Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.219Red blood, green blood220I'm a sheet slitter.I slit sheets.I'm the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.221Busy buzzing bumble bees.222A lump of red leather, a red leather lump223Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.224I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.225A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street."Are you copper-bottoming 'em, man?""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mam."226I am not a pheasant plucker,I'm a pheasant plucker's sonbut I'll be plucking pheasantsWhen the pheasant plucker's gone.227Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.All day long she sits and shines,all day long she shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits.Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.sung by Ian Mackintosh228Preshrunk silk shirts.229Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.230Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.231While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.232A big black bear sat on a big black bug.233A bloke's bike back brake block broke.234Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.235Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.236How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?237Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.238No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.by the Hofman family239Freshly fried fresh flesh240There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.241There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!242Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?243She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.244Swan swam over the sea.Swim, swan, swim!Swan swam back again.Well swum swan!245Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.246She sells sea shells on the sea shore;The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.247You know New York.You need New York.You know you need unique New York.248What noise annoys an oyster most?A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.249Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.250Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.251Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.252She slits the sheet she sits on.253A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.254A twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist.now in twisting this twist,if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists?255Red lolly, yellow lolly.256Mrs Hunt had a country cut frontin the front of her country cut pettycoat.257Knapsack strap.258John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had " had had the teachers approval259Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.260Great gray goats261Whether the weather be fineor whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be coldor whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weatherwhether we like it or not.262Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...263The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!264There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.265How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?266Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.267If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.268Clowns grow glowing crowns.269Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managerimagining managing an imaginary menagerie?270Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiersSuch skill as sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Suzie showsSome soldiers send epistlesSay they'd rather sleep in thistlesThan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.271Red leather, yellow leather, ...272IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker273Announcement at Victoria Station, London:Two to two to Tooting too!274Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.275Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.276A box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits,and a biscuit mixer.277When a doctor doctors a doctor,does the doctor doing the doctoringdoctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored ordoes the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?278What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.Who is the author?279If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?280The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!281She sees seas slapping shores.282A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.by Ray Weisling283Greek grapes.284Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.285Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.286There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.287A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.288Don't trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you!289Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.290Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...291A smart fella, a fella smart.It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.292She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.293Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.294Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he?295Blue glue gun, green glue gun.296Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...297Mallory's hourly salary.298I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.299Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.300A flea and a fly in a flue,were imprisoned. So what could they do?Said the fly, "Let us flee".Said the flea, "Let us fly".So they flew through a flaw in the flue.301King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?302Five fat friars frying flat fish.303The bottle of perfume that Willy sentwas highly displeasing to Millicent.Her thanks were so coldthat they quarreled, I'm toldo'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent304Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.305A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.306Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.by Pierre Abbat307Sweater weather, leather weather.308One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.309The big black bug's blood ran blue.310I am not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.I am only plucking pheasants'cause the pheasant plucker's late.311Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?312We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.by Ray Weisling313Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...314If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....Here's an easy game to play.Here's an easy thing to say:If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!You can't say this? What a shame, sir!We'll find you another game, sir.If the label on the cable on the table at your house,Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup315Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.316Ray Rag ran across a rough road.Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?317Elmer Arnoldpersonal name318A Tudor who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,"Is it harder to toot orto tutor two tooters to toot?"319Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.Not a punt cut square,Just a square cut punt.It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.320Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.321Thin sticks, thick bricks322Red lorry, yellow lorry.323A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.324How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.325Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.326Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.327A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.328I thought a thought.But the thought I thoughtWasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought,Had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought I thought.329She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.330From the programmer's desk:She sells cshs by the C shore.331A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!332Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.333Slick slim slippers sliding south.334The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we sought to stay;The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we'd stay all day.The Leith police dismisseth us,We both sighed sighs apiece;And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbyeWere the size of the Leith police.335Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!336Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.337The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.338How much dough would Bob Dole doleif Bob Dole could dole dough?Bob Dole would dole as much doughas Bob Dole could dole,if Bob Dole could dole dough.339People pledging plenty of pennies.340Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.from a pre-war English music-hall song341To begin to toboggan,first buy a toboggan.But don't buy too big a toboggan.Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.342Courtney Dworkinpersonal name343Switch watch, wrist watch.344Six thick thistle sticks345Moses supposes his toeses are roses,but Moses supposes erroneously.For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,as Moses supposes his toeses to be.Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in "Singing in the rain"346I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.347She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.348Irish wristwatch349She had shoulder surgery.350To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.from the Visual C++ help file.351Three Tree TurtlesThree tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?352My Friend GladysOh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.But the sadness of her sadness,and the gladness of her gladness,Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!353I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?You couldn't, unless you could, could you?common school kids nonsense, circa 1910354real rear wheel355Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.None of your fantastic slack swap slopFrom a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sockWith a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sockOff a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glopTip me to a tip top grip top sock.articulation warmup for actors356National Sheepshire Sheep Association357The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.358The little red lorry went down Limuru road.Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.359Flies fly but a fly flies.360Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?by Paul Davies361If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?362How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.363Federal Express is now called FedEx.When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.364Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?by Ann Clark365Does this shop sport short socks with spots?366Customer: Do you have soothers?Shopkeeper (thinking he had said "scissors"): No, we don't have scissors.Customer: Soothers!Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson367Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.368No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.369I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.from a Song by Soundgarden named "Somewhere" composed and written by Ben Shepherd370My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.by Tim McCauley, age 8371A real rare whale.372Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.by Pierre Abbat373Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.374I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).375Kanta is a masai girl. She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?376I'm a mother pheasant plucker,I pluck mother pheasants.I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker,to ever pluck a mother pheasant. Actually, ...I'm Not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's son.But I'll stay and pluck the pheasantsTill the pheasant plucking 's done!377If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.378Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.379The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.380Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.by Anthony Nichols381Bug's black blood, Black bug's blood382Reed Wade Roadname of a road in Batesville Arkansas383Jack's nap sack strap snapped.384I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.385A quick witted cricket critic.386Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record RaptorsTitle of an article in the Neola Gazette387Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.388The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers arethe Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.389One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner NapkinsName of a sketch written by Dion Titheradge for a London musical revue and originally performed by Cicely Courtneidge in the early 1930's. The comedienne Bea Lillie performed the sketch in an American film starring Bing Crosby in 1938, and that film's name was "Doctor Rhythm". The sketch became famous and Lillie did perform it on numerous occasions on radio, as well as record it on two 78rpm records.390The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.391Dear mother,give your other udderto my other brother.392Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!393So, this is the sushi chef?Spoken to a friend in a Japanese restaurant on the chef’s return.394Furnish Freddie's nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.395Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, ...name of the famous American golfer396A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bitternAnd the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back.Said the bitter biting bittern to the better biting bittern“I’m a bitter biting bittern bitten back”397Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.398Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.399What noise annoys a noisy oyster?Any noise annoys a noisy oyster,but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most!400We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.Some Korean students find difficult to pronounce difference between 'f' and 'p'.401How many snacks could a snack stacker stack,if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?by Christine Reynolds402Freddy is ready to roast red roaches.Ready for Freddy's roasted red roaches?403Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washer-woman went west?404On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.405Three grey geeseIn a green field grazing,Grey were the geeseAnd green was the grazing.406Susie sits shinning silver shoes407Ralph rakes leaves really, really lousily.for Japanese students of English408Lady Luck dislikes losers.for Japanese students of English409Broken back brake block410Mumbling, bumbling. Bumbling, mumbling.411Of all the felt I ever felt I never felt felt that felt like that felt felt.412They hatch fish at the state fish hatchery and sell hatched fish to the fish stick factory.by Kevin Brown413In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is.If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.414The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.415Thirty-six thick silk threads416Silly shoe-fly pie fans sell chilly shoe-fly pie pans.417Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie,why can't I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie.418The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.419Tricky Tristan tracked a trail of tiny turtles.How many tiny turtles did Tricky Tristan track?Tricky Tristan tracked twenty two tiny turtles;that's how many tiny turtles tricky Tristan tracked.420Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood. If Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood, where is the wood saw witch would saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood.421You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.from Harry Potter422Iranian Uranium423Giddy kiddy goat,Giddy kiddy goat,Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, kiddy goat.424He wanted to desert his dessert in the desert!425If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?426There was a writer called Wright, he taught his son to write Wright right:"It's not right to write Wright 'Rite', please try to write Wright right!"427Very rare vagrant wadera "vagrant wader" is a wading bird that is not typical to a particular region428Crash Quiche Course429I broke a brickbat and a brickbat broke me.430A wooden worm wouldn't be worthy of worship but would he if he wondered and worried about what he would be worthy of if he wasn't wooden?by Samy Gosselin431Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.432Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.433Farrell's features fabulous food 'n' fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking, fun-filled festive families.434Who holds Joe's nose when he blows? Joe knows.435A singly circularly linked list.436The Final Fixing of the Foolish FugitiveFeeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments."Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ."But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken."Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.(Sir John Hensch of London)437Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.438When I went to Warsaw, I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw that I ever saw. Now, if you go to Warsaw and see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see your saw saw.439If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice,I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.by Karen and Alyse Ferry440Six Czech cricket critics441Rubber Berber Gerber™ BurgerAn ersatz North African taste treat ...442Lucid Lou slued loose the sluice that slew the slough.443In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.from My Fair Lady the musical based upon George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion444Thomas Tattamus took two T's to tie two tots to two tall trees.445Hercules, a hardy hunter, hunted a hare in the Hampshire Hills. Hit him on the head with a hard, hard hammer and he howled horribly!446Frank's fisher fishes on Friday for Frank's Friday fresh fried fish-fest.by Steven Combs447I saw a saw in Warsaw. Of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw that could saw, like the saw I saw in Warsaw.448Dick had a dog,the dog dug,the dog dug deep,how deep did Dick's dog dig?Dick had a duck,the duck dived,the duck dived deep,how deep did Dick's duck dive?Dick's duck dived as deep as Dick's dog dug!by Alexandra Hunt (11 years old)449It's a nice night for a white rice fight.450If a fella met a fella in a field of fitchesCan a fella tell a fella where a fella itches?451I feel a feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I,If I feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I.452Never trusta sloppy crust,a squally gust,ships that rust,or girls with lust.But if you must,you may trustto go bust,and back to dust,which serves you just.on board of a Victory Ship in the 1940s453A sad story about NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.454Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the PhoneHello?Who's calling?Watt.What's your name?Watt's my name.Yes, what is your name?My name is John Watt.John what?Yes.... I'll call on you this afternoon.All right, are you Jones?No, I'm Knott.Will you tell me your name, then?Will Knott.Why not?My name is Knott.Not what?Not Watt. Knott.What?455Round brown breadthe Indian bread "Roti"456grip glue, grip glue, grip glue, ...457Bob's pop-up blocker blocks Bob's pop-ups.458Chill, Shake, Serve, ...459M. R. DucksM.R. not DucksO. S. M. R.L. I'll B.M. R. Ducks!460How much cash could a sasquatch stash if a sasquatch could stash cash?by Janet Cashman-Shipman and family461A cunning young canner from CanningOnce observed to his granny,"A canner can cana lot of things gran,But a canner can't can a can, can he?"462How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?463Bad dead bed-bugs bleed bug blood.by Mimi Routh464Upper roller, lower roller,upper roller, lower roller,upper roller, lower roller, ...465Bill had a billboard, Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill. 466Washington's wash woman washed Washington's wash while Washington's wife went west.467Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, ...by Monica Holmes-Lauder468Deer, deer, oh dear, oh dear,your career as a deer is over hereno, no, oh no, althoughyour career as a skellytun's begun.The Roadkill Song469The sixth sick Sikh's sixth sheep is sick.470Click, clap, pluck, ...471Mister Twister's tongue twisters, ...472Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, ...sometimes said by Jackie Gleason in "The Honeymooners"473Mud bug, mud bug, mud bug, ...474Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. ...475I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles.476Really very weary, really very weary, really very weary, ...477The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.variation of the famous tongue twister478Thrushcross Grangethe name of the Linton's house in "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Brontë479Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, ...480Sheila is selling her shop at the seashoreFor shops at the seashore are so sure to loseAnd she’s not so sure of what she should be sellingShould Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoesDanny Kaye song, arround 1930481A canner exceedingly canny,One morning remarked to his granny,A canner can can,Anything that he can,But a canner can't can a can; can he?© Win Ivin482She sat upon a balcony, inimicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.483I can't believe that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is actually a butter that I can't believe is not butter."I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a butter substitute produced by Becel/Flora/Promise, a subsidiary of Unilever.484You name it, we claim it. If we can't get it, we'll send you to get it. If we can't send you to get it, forgit it. Who's got it, if we don't got it?from the 1960's485If your Bob doesnt give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob will give your Bob a bob in the eye.486V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.[carves V into poster on wall]V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.[giggles]V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.from the screenplay of the movie "V for Vendetta", at the beginning, when V meets Evie for the first time487chip shop chips488Velvet RevolverVelvet RevolverVelvet Revolver...489Shine my city shoes!repeat really fast490Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh!a dog sniffing a blanket491The Knight said, "He's", with niceties, "some nights a tease or nice at ease on nice settees".492How much snus could a moose on the loose useif a moose on the loose could use loose snus?493Black Rock Brain Lock494Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witchthen which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?by Emily Green495A maid named Lady Marmalademade mainly lard and lemonade.M'lady lamely never madea well-named, labelled marmalade.496Theodore Thistle threw three thorny thistles.How many thorny thistles did Theodore Thistle throw?497Silly Sally Shouldnort shaved sheep she should show soon so selling sheep shaved showed she shouldn't show shaved sheep so soon.by James Norton498Cracker rapper, cracker rapper, cracker rapper, ...by Kazia Sarpola499Lenny Lou leopard led leprechauns leaping like lemmings.by Brian & Grace McKeon500loyal royal lawyer501Darn dawn dog gone!The sometimes annoying pet canine is not at home this morning.502Free Ritz wristwatch.Try saying Ritz wristwatch 5 times fast!from the back of a Ritz cracker box503Six slick, slim, slender saplings.504Tell a tall tale of a tall tailed dog, that told Tim it tap a tall ale and thump the top of Tim's tomb.505Old lady Hunt had a cuzzy Funt not a cuzzy Funt but a Hunt Funt cuzzy.506How much juice does a fruit juice producer produce when a fruit juice producer produces fruit juice? We can deduce a fruit juice produces as much juice as a fruit juice produce can seduce from the fruit that produces juice.507They think that their teeth get thinner at times they want to taste thick meat.508Three tired tigers try to throw three trees.509I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.510Ken can ken that Ken's kin can ken Ken's kin's ken.511The sixth shack's sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.512Which Swiss witch switched the Swiss wristwatches?by Marnie Singer513Cook "Cookie" Turk took Kookie Kirk a turkey cookie.by Marnie Singer514How many tow trucks could a tow truck tow if a tow truck could tow tow trucks.by Cheyenne Perry (age 10)515I miss my Swiss miss.My Swiss miss misses me.516Now the trees are all groaning in growling, rough galesThat with thuds and hoarse roaring roll raging around!Such leaf-rousing, branch-ruining, ripping, raw wails,Such a terrible, thrashing and tree-wrecking sound!by Mark Scrivener517Slinking, sliding, slithering slyly,Swiftly slipping through the grasses shyly,Silent but for swish and hissIs the sinuous snake's leglessness.by Mark Scrivener518Corythosaurus bit the gory esophagus of the dillapitated Dilophosaurus who lived in the sorest of forests with the whacky pachy-rinosaurus and the ceratosaurus, but the most poorest and mourish panoplosaurus called Wang sang and rang chorus with the lurdusaurus and the brachiosaurus who was dying of staphylococus-aureas.by Henry Dyne and Georgie Warden519How much squash could a sasquatch squish, if a sasquatch could squish squash?520fresh fish and fried prawns521She thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of her thumb.522It dawned on Don at dawn.523A snake sneaks to seek a snack.524A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.525Great Gate CrasherFrom a personal experience at a friend's party ...526Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers,Such saucy soft short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews,Some soldiers send epistles say they'd sooner sleep on thistles,Than those saucy soft short shirts for soldiers,Sister Susie sews.527How many rats would the ruskies roast if the ruskies could roast rats?How many cats would a caddie catch if a caddie could catch cats?528Rural ruler529Swift shift530An illusory vision is a visionary illusion. Is it?531In shoulder surgery some surgeons sew soldiers' shoulders.by a rehabilitation medical doctor532Midget minute, midget minute, midget minute, ...533Willy's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle when Willy went wild.534Wilson Winston winced whilst he minced a squinting prince.co-written by Charles C. Canoll IV and Megan L. Luke535If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?536I thought the haughty Professor Tortoise taught ontology, but the naughty Tortoise taught us tautology.by Dachlan Cartwright537Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash. If Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash, How many grams of gummy goulash did Grandma Gabby Grammer grab?538"He thrusts his fists against the posts,and still insists he sees the ghosts."from "It" by Stephen King submitted by Ted Scheck539Thrifty Theophilus, the theocratic thistle sifter, thrice thrust three thousand thistles through the slick thick of his softly throbbing thumb.540What's a synonym for cinnamon or is cinnamon synonym-less?541Dimensional analysis542Friskies frisbeeMy friend got a frisbee with the "Friskies"-logo on it543Hulk Hawk is hulking the hawk, Hawk Hulk is hawking Hulk ... Hawk hugs the hedgehogby Alexander from Russian (10 years old)544Rather Ruth's writhings than Roth's wrath.by David Philips545The third time the three three-toed tree toads tried tying their toes together, the third three-toed tree toad tied the two three-toed tree toads toes to the third toads toes. Then the two tied three-toed tree toads told the third three-toed tree toad that tying their toes together thrilled them to their toe tips.from a high school English class many years ago546Darla's dollars547I see he sees high seas she sees.Minsea and Youngsea made this together in their English class548I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.549My back black brake blocks are broken.