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玩转代码：32个有趣的代码注释

作者：不正经 | 2024-04-26 10:36:54

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一些有趣的代码注释

全文共3581字，预计学习时长23分钟

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代码注释是一种用“高级”英语陈述，描述程序将要做什么的“艺术”。有人嫌它丑，也有人觉得它还蛮有用的。

但还有一些“闷骚”的程序猿，早已把代码注释玩儿出了花。玩梗、吐槽、画画……还有什么是他们不能做的？

下面一起来欣赏一些有趣的代码注释吧~

注意：内容很长，毫不严肃，仅供消遣！

i++; //increment i

// Magic. Do not touch.

return 1; # returns 1

return null; //Not really null

// sometimes I believe compilerignores all my comments

// I am not responsible of thiscode.// They made me write it, against my will.

// I dedicate all this code, all mywork, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three childrenand the dog once it //gets released into the public.

# To understand recursion, see thebottom of this fileAt the bottom of the file# To understand recursion, see thetop of this file

 Dear maintainer: Once you are done trying to  optimize  this routine,// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,// please increment the following counter as a warning// to the next guy: total_hours_wasted_here = 42

//private instance variable forstoring agepublic static int age;

//Dear future me. Please forgiveme.//I can t even begin to express how sorry I am.

#define TRUE FALSE//Happy debugging suckers


//open lid
//take sh!t
//close lidComments for a File open, data dump, file close…

/* You are not meant to understandthis */

const int TEN=10; // As if thevalue of 10 will fluctuate...

//When I wrote this, only God and Iunderstood what I was doing//Now, God only knows


/** TODO: Remove this function
function remove($customer_id)    {       $this->Customer->remove($id);    }
*/

// I m sorry.

// drunk, fix later

// I am not responsible of thiscode.

//This code sucks, you know it andI know it.

/* Please work */

// I have to find a better job

// Joe is sorryA few hundred lineslater...// Harry is sorry too

Catch (Exception e) { //who cares?}

// IE7 update. this is still badcode, but IE8 is probably a long way off :)

#Christmas tree initializer     toConnect = []     toRead =   [ ]     toWrite = [    ]      primes = [     ]     responses = {}     remaining = {}

// Remove this if you wanna befired

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

// no comments for you// it was hard to write// so it should be hard to read

// This comment is selfexplanatory.

// If this code works, it waswritten by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don t know// who wrote it

} catch (PartInitException pie) {    // Mmm... pie


int main(void)/* Program starts here */

// Houston, we have a problem

// I am not sure if we need this,but too scared to delete.

// Autogenerated, do not edit. Allchanges will be undone.

// If this comment is removed the programwill blow up

//This code sucks, you know it andI know it. //Move on and call me an idiot later.

/** * Always returns true. */public boolean isAvailable() {    return false;}

// hack for ie browser (assumingthat ie is a browser)

// Joe is sorryFew Hundred Lines Later// Harry is sorry too

///this is a well commented line

Exception up = newException("Something is really wrong.");throw up;  //ha ha

// TODO - Comment this function

//Mr. Compiler, please do not readthis.

//If you re reading this, then myprogram is probably a success

// All bugs added by David S.Miller

Catch (Exception e) {    //eat it}

Repeat    ...Until (JesusChristsReturn) // Not sure

// This should fix something thatshould never happen

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

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//todo: never to be implemented

//I am not sure why this works butit fixes the problem.

/*** For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.*/

// simply copied from another code

//This is a kind of magic.

//Please comment on your sourcecode


int MyFunction(){    // There once was a man named Dave    int Result = 0;
    // Whose code just wouldn t behave    MyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();
    // He left to go to a meetin     Result = Ptr->DoSomething();
    // And left his memory a leakin     return Result;}

3.4  JeK  My manager promised me a lap dance if I canfix this release//3.5  JeK  Still waiting for that dance from my manager//3.6  JeK  My manager got changed, the new manager ishairy, dont want the dance anymore//3.7  Jek  Got that dance, yuck!//

public boolean isDirty() {    //Why do you always go out and    return dirty;}

# as you can see: I comment thecode!

// TODO: Finish.

/*after hours of consulting the tome of googlei have discovered that by the will of unknown forceswithout the below line, IE7 believes that 6px = 12px*/font-size: 0px;

public GetRandomNumber(){    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice    return 12;}

// *** drunk -- fix later ***

// TODO: Delete

// if i ever see this again i mgoing to start bringing guns to work

图源：unsplash

// For the sins I am about tocommit, may James Gosling forgive me


def format_ticket_content(text,recursive = true)  if text.is_a?(TicketNote)    note = text    text = note.content  else    note = nil  end
  ## Safety pig has arrived!  text = h(text)  ##                               _  ## _._ _..._ .- ,     _.._(`))  ##  -. `       /-._.-      ,/  ##   )                      .  ##  / _    _    |              ## |  a    a   /              |  ##    .-.                     ;   ##   -(   ).-        ,        ;  ##      -;           |      .   ##                       /  ##         | 7 .__  _.-     ##         | | |  ``/  /`  /  ##        /,_| |   /,_/   /  ##           /,_/       `-   ##

//I m sorry, but our princess is inanother castle.

long long ago; /* in a galaxy farfar away */

<!-- Here be dragons  -->


try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

/* * You may think you know what thefollowing code does. * But you dont. Trust me. * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many asleepless * night cursing the moment you thoughtyoud be clever * enough to "optimize" thecode below. * Now close this file and go play withsomething else. */

//If you even THINK of changingthis code, you may have already gone //too far

// Replaces with spaces the bracesin cases where braces in places //cause stasis   $str =str_replace(array("{","}")," ",$str);

/* Ah ah ah! You ll neverunderstand why this one works. */

// This only exists because Scottdoesn t know how to use const //correctly

// All this code is yours, exceptgedit()...attempt no modifications //there.

else{    // wobbly wilson said this would*never* happen!!}

//this formula is right, work outthe math yourself if you don t believe me

stop(); // Hammertime!

// Abandon all hope you who needsto debug this

//This was clearly written underduress

doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".

// Whoever put this here is anidiot…this doesn’t work at all !

// TODO make this work


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// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

/************************************************************        *                                                          *        * .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-.       *        *   |                     ______                     |      *        *   |                  .-"      "-.                  |      *        *   |                 /                             |      *        *   |    _          |              |          _    |      *        *   |    (         |,  .-. .-.  ,|         / )   |      *        *   |    > "=._     | )(__/  __)( |    _.=" <     |      *        *   |   (_/"=._"=._ |/    /     | _.="_.="_)    |     *        *   |          "=._"(_     ^^     _)"_.="           |      *        *   |              "=__|IIIIII|__/="               |      *        *   |              _.="| IIIIII/|"=._              |      *        *   |   _     _.="_.="          /"=._"=._     _   |      *        *   |   ( _.="_.="     `--------`     "=._"=._/ )   |     *        *   |   > _.="                           "=._ <    |      *        *   |  (_/                                   _)   |      *        *   |                                               |      *        *   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=       *        *                                                          *        *      LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA, VOICH ENTRATE               *              LEAVE EVERY HOPE, YOU COME IN       *************************************************************/

// If I from the future read thisI ll back in time and kill myself.

// TODO: Fix this.  Fix what?


/*This isn t the right way to deal with this, but today is my last day, Ronjust spilled coffee on my desk, and I m hungry, so this will have to do...*/
return 12; // 12 is my lucky number

using namespace std;            // So sue me

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